skinny, bald, and polish for the glory of God

Wednesday, September 20

a normal plew?


God created me, as He has most, with several strange features. For example, I don't catch myself when I fall. My arms go behind me instead of in front, and I end up landing on my chin, which is why I've had stitches five times and my bottom teeth are officially "dead".

Another strange feature, in case you haven't noticed, is that one ear is higher than my other ear. Yes, I'm a lopsided head guy. So, this picture above, from photo booth on my mac, is one side of my face placed evenly on the other side, like a mirror. A normal plew might look something like this.

5 Comments:

Anonymous your wife said...

You are far more handsome as "the actual Plew" in my opinion! God did good.

7:52 PM

 
Blogger Travis said...

I suppose it would be incredibly mean to trip you, then... ;)

11:50 AM

 
Blogger J.O. said...

kind of alien-ish...

12:10 PM

 
Anonymous Trill said...

I am laughing out loud...I keep picturing you falling on your chin-how funny- but how sad.

4:51 PM

 
Anonymous Dave M said...

Most people have one ear higher than the other. It is quite normal. It is just you notice it more when you don't have as much *cough* hair *cough*...

6:31 PM

 

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